I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.
Friedrich Nietzsche (via maxinata)
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned face he makes. God fucking damnit."
when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up
seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen