Reject the notion that you are supposed to be at a certain place by now.
Don’t measure yourself to some colloquial set of social constructions.
please go down on your gf and appreciate them
for halloween can i be your girlfriend
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists
Am I doing this right
“I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to”
Donnie Darko (2001)
do you ever do something that you know is good for you, but for the first bit hurts; so your moral compass just freaks out and you feel 100times worse
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
In which Dad dad-jokes John into telling him he’s adopted
true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird